Crafts & Engagements

Limerick

As a youth I learned how to knit
A craft you can do while you sit
Making many a potholder
But when I got older
The stack rose high as my tit.

Limerick II

Is the diamond a girl's best friend?
For engagements it is a trend
Give me no rocks
I'd rather chewed socks!
Please lover, a puppy do send.